Flare for the Dramatic

Following sensational photographs posted by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory (http://sdo NULL.gsfc NULL.nasa NULL.gov/) of solar flares occurring on Tuesday, April 16, doomsday prognosticators came out of the virtual woodwork, re-igniting the argument that 2012 will see the end of the world through any number of calamities, including solar flares.

A sudden intense variation in brightness, a solar flare results from magnetic energy within the solar atmosphere being suddenly released — the equivalent of millions of hydrogen bombs exploding simulataneously. Radiation from the flare is emitted across the entire electromagnetic spectrum. Some of this radiation travels to Earth.

While sunspots had been observed for centuries, most notably by Galileo (who took flak from the Church, not surprisingly, this time for suggesting that the sun, having spots, was imperfect), the first solar flare was not recorded in scientific literature until late summer, 1859. Amateur astronomers Richard C. Carrington and Richard Hodgson were studying sunspots at the time. Corrington observed that

“..within the area of the great north group, two patches of intensely bright and white light broke out…My first impression was that by some chance a ray of light had penetrated a hole in the screen attached to the object glass, for the brilliancy was fully equal to that of direct sun-light… In [a] lapse of five minutes, the two patches of light traversed a space of about 35,000 miles.” — Carrington, “Description of a Singular Appearance seen in the sun on September 1, 1859.” Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society, vol. 20, 13-15, 1860 (http://articles NULL.adsabs NULL.harvard NULL.edu/full/1859MNRAS NULL. NULL.20 NULL. NULL. NULL.13C)

In the wake of this “Corrington Event,” the largest geomagnetic storm was observed; aurorae were seen around the world and telegraph systems across the globe failed.

Moderate in scale as far as sun storms are concerned, the solar flare of this past week was tagged an M 1.7 class (C is the mildest, M is moderate and X is severe). Little radiation made it to earth. And while there are those in the pseudo-scientific community that argue that any amount of solar radiation can cause everything from stimulation of the pineal gland to stomach aches and mood disorders, their speculations pale in comparison to the 2012 prophets of doom that see any astronomical or geological event as precursor to the end of time — or time as we know it.

The National Geographic Channel has dedicated a new television program to these “doomsday preppers” and this week, it’s no coincidence that the (wickedly cool) Doomsday Dashboard (http://channel NULL.nationalgeographic NULL.com/channel/doomsday-preppers/doomsday-dashboard/) shows that electromagnetic pulse from solar flares trending at 22% as the most likely cause of the apocalypse.

Will the world end in 2012? Unlikely. Civilization has been forecasting its own ultimate demise for millenia. From the Book of Daniel written in 164 BC to the rantings of Harold Camping, God has apparently been planning mankind’s end pretty much since he created us. And if you think it’s just Camping who went off the deep end with his end-of-world rhetoric, look no further than “theologian” and radio host Pastor Paul Begley from Indiana.

Free plug for Begley: check out his website (http://www NULL.paulbegleyprophecy NULL.com/), and while you’re there, pick up the “Jesus Saves” travel mug. It’s the perfect gift for your commuting wife or husband, friend or relative that is bound to soon be stuck in a LOT of traffic when the electromagnetic pulse from the next massive solar flare takes out our car batteries, traffic lights, and smart phones.

Fortunately, for those in Indiana, the seemingly inevitable massive solar flare will also shut down Begley’s radio broadcast.

Thank God.

 

For more information, visit NASA’s 2012: Beginning of the End or Why the World Won’t End? (http://www NULL.nasa NULL.gov/topics/earth/features/2012 NULL.html) for a rapid fire debunking of some of the more prevalent doomsday scenarios.

 

 

Head in a Box

There may be no worse offense among fans of film than having a movie’s ending prematurely revealed, or spoiled. Whodunnit? How did they do it? Who gets killed? Who killed them? Do they catch him? Did they find her? Did she want to be found? Was it even her?  The surprise ending or plot twist is such a standard convention of genre films (action, crime, fantasy, horror, mystery and science fiction to name a few) that AMC’s filmsite has even identified the top 100 twists of all-time (http://www NULL.filmsite NULL.org/greattwists NULL.html); among them — and arguably one of the best— is to be found in the 1995 serial killer thriller: SE7EN (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0114369/).

The secret to a truly memorable surprise ending is how well the script writer makes use of devices, sometimes known (but somewhat inaccurately labelled) as tropes — conventions of plot movement and direction that any ardent film buff knows, or at least would recognize.

The website TVtropes.org (http://tvtropes NULL.org) pretty much identifies them all. There’s “Save the Day, Turn Away,” a classic ending of horror films with sympathetic monsters that end up, ironically, protecting the heroine (but then must flee into the night) or the western where the hero releases a town from tyranny only to ride off into the sunset.

Other familiar tropes include “The Body Snatcher” — most obvious at play in Invasion of the Body Snatchers but made humorous in a flic like Freaky Friday (its literary equivalent is often referred to as the doppelgänger).

And I need no other example than The Wizard of Oz to illustrate “all is a dream.”

My favorite filmic device, however, is taken from a literary trope of the same name: the “unreliable narrator” — a narrative technique honed and perfected by Edgar Allen Poe in tales like “The Black Cat” and “The Tell-Tate Heart.”

One of the best examples of the unreliable narrator in film? Director David Fincher’s FIGHT CLUB (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0137523/) (1999), written by Chuck Palahniuk (based upon his novel).

With FIGHT CLUB (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0137523/), Fincher adeptly uses audience expectations of a narrator — credited solely as The Narrator (Edward Norton) — to deliver a twist so mind-blowing that it’s near impossible to discuss the movie in any detail without ruining its ingenious conceit. Suffice to say that Norton’s foil, Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) is not who he seems to be.

Fincher’s talent for pulling off surprises in the final reel, however, (and bringing out the best in an otherwise limited-range Brad Pitt) began four years earlier with SE7EN (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0114369/) (1995).

Perhaps the finest (hunt for a) serial killer film ever made, SE7EN (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0114369/) (or Seven) is also one of the more artistic yet visceral examples of just how effective the twist ending can be.

Note: SPOILER ALERT!

Much has been written about  SE7EN (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0114369/) and its ever-present atmosphere of fatalistic determinism. It’s a grim film — one that subverts the standard story arc of the killer being brought to justice — using the blueprint of the seven deadly sins (http://en NULL.wikipedia NULL.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins) to meticulously match and mark seven gruesome deaths.

And its startling final scene, another inversion — that of the “finger in the mail” filmic trope — brings me to coining a phrase for a new device that I believe should be added to the lexicon of cinema: “the head in the box.”

Scriptwriters whose villains are psychopaths, kidnappers and all manner of killers often employ the “finger in the mail” trope: body parts (fingers, ears, even organs) mailed to taunt the police or terrorize the families of victims. Most likely originating with the historical case of Jack the Ripper and a half a kidney mailed to an investigating officer along with a letter addressed from hell, the “finger in the mail” trope has been used in genre films as diverse as Dirty Harry and Escape from New York.

But SE7EN (http://www NULL.imdb NULL.com/title/tt0114369/)‘s disturbing climax is in a class all by itself.

 

 

Killer John Doe (Kevin Spacey), in custody, while being transported to prison by the cops that “caught” him, seems to gloat from the backseat as a delivery van arrives on a dusty road with a mystery package for the younger of the two police officers, Detective David Mills (Brad Pitt).

It’s a plain brown box. The bottom’s wet. And as a palpable sense of dread descends on a desolate dusty road, the older, world-weary and wiser Detective Somerset (Morgan Freeman) opens the package to find — not a piece of a just any victim sent by the sadistic killer to taunt the police — but the decapitated head of Detective Mills’ wife.

Not the last, but a catalyst for the last murder of the movie, this head in a box inverts the standard trope, horrifying audiences while tying taught the central conceit. It is not the expected “catch me if you can” but a more sinister “catch me so I can watch you suffer.”

The ending of SE7EN thus deserves a filmic trope of its own. And while I just may have coined a phrase, the credit belongs to writer Andrew Kevin Walker, Director David Fincher, and, as Brad Pitt tells it, his own insistence that the head in the box remain despite audience testing that almost resulted in a rewrite that would have given the film a happy ending.

Had that happened, a good film would never have become the great film it is.

And I wouldn’t be writing about a head in a box.