Mark E. Smith and the Inscrutable Fall

Formed in Manchester in 1976, The Fall — with vocalist and founder Mark E. Smith at the helm — is the most inscrutable of post-punk bands. Experimental and enigmatic, The Fall released 31 studio albums from 1979 to 2017, a significant number of live albums, and many beloved John Peel sessions (24, a record number). Peel himself once cited The Fall as his favorite band, as do many in the British press. But all recordings by them are decidedly uncommercial, and Smith was forever proud for it to be that way.

Mark E. Smith
Mark E. Smith

Born in 1957, Smith had a normal childhood, but always felt like the outsider. At sixteen, he quit school and worked menial jobs — something he may even have become accustomed to had it not been for the summer of 1976 and seeing the  Sex Pistols show at the Lesser Free Trade Hall. Members of Joy Division / New Order, the Smiths, Magazine, and The Buzzcocks were there, too. Each was inspired that night to eschew the pop music of the time and pick up instruments that most couldn’t even play. Each inarguably original. And Smith — who told Dave Haslam he already had begun his music career in 1975 — from thenceforward took the DIY aesthetic of the Pistols and made something uniquely his own. Unique, even, among his post-punk contemporaries.

Forever the contrarian, Smith — in the 42 years of the band’s existence (with rotating members) — never really had a hit, nor did he want one, really. THE INFOTAINMENT SCAM (1993) reached the UK Top Ten, but it was their only album to achieve this degree of success. Covers of R. Dean Taylor’s “There’s a Ghost in My House” and The Kinks’ “Victoria” charted in the UK in 1987 and 1988, respectively, but among their original material, only “Cruiser’s Creek” — from 1985’s excellent THIS NATION’S SAVING GRACE (where the song was an unreleased b-side until 1988) — broke through to the public at large, becoming a minor classic of what post-punk had become by the middle to late nineteen eighties. Their most heard song? “Hip Priest,” used in the final scenes of SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) is played by serial killer Buffalo Bill on an unseen stereo while FBI agent Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) walks a dark basement, gun drawn. It’s a moment many have seen, but few have really listened to. It’s an uncomfortable moment, and the music is similarly disorienting. Hardly accessible. And hypnotic.

The Fall
Mark E. Smith with his wife, guitarist Brix Smith, and keyboard player Marcia Schofield. Manchester, 1987.

I AM KURIOUS ORANJ (1998) is perhaps their most approachable album. Intended as the soundtrack for the ballet “I Am Curious, Orange,” a collaboration with the dancer Michael Clark, ORANJ was The Fall’s eleventh studio album.

ORANJ was also the last to include then-at-the-time wife Brix Smith, whose songwriting skills were strong — even as her marriage to Mark was weakening. The guitar riff in “Cruiser’s Creek” wer hers, as are many memorable songs on I AM KURIOUS ORANJ. But the lack of her presence on 1990’s EXTRICATE (also deemed accessible by critics) is apparent. Still, the proverbial show went on for The Fall for almost another two decades. Mark E. Smith didn’t seem to skip a beat.

“One of the most intelligent blokes [to walk] the planet,” said Echo & The Bunnymen’s Ian McCulloch in a 1999 issue of UNCUT magazine, Smith’s voice (often heard through a megaphone or cassette recorder which he often brought on stage) may have been caustic — and the music described by those who hate it as repetitive. But it was never boring, and often hypnotic. Smith’s lyrics, though sometimes buried in the mix and occasionally unintelligable, were at times biting, even beautiful.

After his death in 2018 at age 60, the British press and world at large briefly sang his praises, something Smith himself would have hated. He didn’t look for praise. His band didn’t sound like anyone else. And his attitude toward music was as mordant as the man.

In an unreleased documentary, Smith said

“It’s rock and roll. It’s all about the abuse of instruments, not playing instruments. That’s why music is so boring [now]. Every record you hear is so well-produced, and the blokes playing it have the imagination of a flea.”

By being so creative, innovative, and on the fringe for so many years, The Fall was able to help other bands that followed them find the elusive middle between experimentation AND commercialism. It’s a palpable dichotomy. And one need only listen to The Fall’s later albums, like I AM KURIOUS ORANJ, to even begin to hear and try to understand how that convergence and split makes for quite memorable music.

 

Better Off Undead: Uncle Was a Vampire

Following the success of 1958’s DRACULA [aka HORROR OF DRACULA] and his being recognized as the Count Dracula for audiences worldwide, Christopher Lee almost immediately followed up his second appearance in a Hammer Studios’ movie (and the first as Dracula) with a surprise turn in a comedic role. In 1959, he starred in the Italian-made TEMPI DURI PER I VAMPIRI (“Hard Times for A Vampire”). Also known as UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE, the film — primarily a vehicle for comedic actor Renato Rascel — is one of the first (but not the last) of Lee’s having fun with the role he made famous. It is also the first of many Italian film productions with which he would be involved in his career. Is it silly? Yes. Does imposing 6′ 5″ Lee play the straight-man to Rascel’s 5′ 2″ diminuitive, loveable clown? Yes. Is it funny? Ocassionally. Is it a horror movie? No. Nor was it ever really meant to be.

NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER’S DRACULA
Christopher Lee and Renato Rascel
A 6′ 5″ Christopher Lee with his nephew, 5′ 2″ Renato Rascel in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE (1959).

Not wanting to taint the serious nature of Bram Stoker’s legendary creation by playing him for laughs,* Lee insisted that the vampire not be referred to as Dracula in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE. Instead, Lee plays Baron Roderico da Frankurten, uncle to Rascel’s Baron Osvaldo Lambertenghi. Seems Osvaldo was forced to sell his castle to pay debts, and now working at a bellhop at his former home — now a hotel — he receives a steamer trunk from a long-lost uncle and a letter that his uncle will arrive that night, at midnight. Inside the trunk? Baron Roderico da Frankfurten’s coffin. And inside that? The baron himself, a 400-year-old vampire that had his castle — believed abandoned — slated for demolition (to build a nuclear power plant!).

It isn’t long before Roderico is revealed to be a vampire (it seems he keeps a diary) and sinks his fangs into Osvaldo — hoping to pass along his curse.  We learn that a vampire’s bite can temporarily curse a human with a thirst for blood, as Osvaldo begins nocturnal activity that involves fangs of his own, a cape, and a marathon series of attacks on the hotel’s female guests (42!) [though surprisingly not including the character of Carla (Sylva Koscina), a girl in love with a teen idol — leading to the question: is a teen idol more hypnotic than a vampire?].

To their playboy boyfriends’ shock and consternation, two of the young women (played by Kai Fischer and Susanne Loret) behave differently, covering their throats, acting as if nothing strange has happened. Victims of a fumbling novice vampire, they are nonetheless mesmerized by him. And Osvaldo? His curse? His job? His unrequited love for a young gardener named Lillana (played by Antje Geerk)? His loyalty to his uncle? His wanting to reclaim his ancestral home? The slapstick? It becomes too much for the aristocrat turned bellhop.

UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE lobby card
UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE lobby card.

Becoming human again at daylight, Osvaldo eventually agrees to join the hotel owners and guests who are determined to save their women by finding and then staking the vampire. Only problem: unbeknownest to them, the vampire they are hunting is Osvaldo.

Christopher Lee shows Fangs in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE (1959)
Get the point? Christopher Lee shows his fangs in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE (1959)

Comedy ensues. And Christopher Lee plays it straight. Though his own English is dubbed** (with a disconcerting echo), he is arguably the only reason for any modern audience to watch the movie. Deadpan delivery. No hamming it up for the camera. No smiles. Of course, there’s some levity: first, when Roderico shows off his fangs. Then, when he confronts the townsfolk about their superstitions, telling them that Osvaldo is “no more a vampire than I am!” Lee’s timing is spot-on, and though his very presence can be menacing, one gets the impression that Lee was actually enjoying himself.

LESS-THAN SOPHISTICATED SATIRE

UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE is not a genre parody or spoof like the first well-recognized monster comedy ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948). Instead, UNCLE is more of a satire — not so much satirizing the horror genre as a whole, but taking its tropes and then, intentionally or not, exploring themes of male/female relationships and a crumbling aristocracy vs. the middle class. Man and woman. Old and young. Rich and poor. Undead and alive.

Osvaldo, groomed to take the place of Roderico, just can’t get the knack of being a vampire, despite puckish enthusiasm. And being hunted is no fun. He learns from Roderico’s book that a woman’s kiss will free him from the curse. So it’s a good thing that Osvaldo loves the gardener; as their relationship grows, so do the chances of him being freed from the curse. He ultimately is cured, and the conclusion of the movie finds Osvaldo wrapping everything up (in Italian, oddly enough, and not dubbed English like the rest of the film). He stands above the steamer trunk, presumablty occupied by his uncle, when Christoper Lee walks past, arm and arm with the playboys’ girlfriends.

LEE GETS THE GIRL(S)

For once, Christopher Lee’s vampire truly gets the girl(s)! No need to bury one outside of the castle (DRACULA) or get revenge on an enemy by trying to turn his daughter into a vampire (1968’s DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE). No need to be the boogeyman. Instead, Lee’s Roderico closes out the film by curiously walking away from his nephew without a word, each of the playboys’ girlfriends at his side.

The movie ends wth Osvaldo noting comedically that some people are “better off undead.”

It seems Roderico certainly is. And the charismatic Christopher Lee — barely in the film except for a few memorable moments — makes it look cool. He’s a ladies’ man. And a new life awaits him with a young woman on each arm.

 

*Lee did his best to differentiate Roderico from Dracula, but a curious carryover from the movie is his red-lined cape — worn for the first time here — showing up in future Dracula films for Hammer. Lee played Dracula for Hammer a total of seven times, often in capes with the red lining. In UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE, Rascel, too, wears the red-lined cape, albeit a smaller size.

**The dubbed version is what’s currently available streaming on Tubi.