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Better Off Undead: Uncle Was a Vampire

Following the success of 1958’s DRACULA [aka HORROR OF DRACULA] and his being recognized as the Count Dracula for audiences worldwide, Christopher Lee almost immediately followed up his second appearance in a Hammer Studios’ movie (and the first as Dracula) with a surprise turn in a comedic role. In 1959, he starred in the Italian-made TEMPI DURI PER I VAMPIRI (“Hard Times for A Vampire”). Also known as UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE, the film — primarily a vehicle for comedic actor Renato Rascel — is one of the first (but not the last) of Lee’s having fun with the role he made famous. It is also the first of many Italian film productions with which he would be involved in his career. Is it silly? Yes. Does imposing 6′ 5″ Lee play the straight-man to Rascel’s 5′ 2″ diminuitive, loveable clown? Yes. Is it funny? Ocassionally. Is it a horror movie? No. Nor was it ever really meant to be.

NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER’S DRACULA
Christopher Lee and Renato Rascel
A 6′ 5″ Christopher Lee with his nephew, 5′ 2″ Renato Rascel in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE (1959).

Not wanting to taint the serious nature of Bram Stoker’s legendary creation by playing him for laughs,* Lee insisted that the vampire not be referred to as Dracula in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE. Instead, Lee plays Baron Roderico da Frankurten, uncle to Rascel’s Baron Osvaldo Lambertenghi. Seems Osvaldo was forced to sell his castle to pay debts, and now working at a bellhop at his former home — now a hotel — he receives a steamer trunk from a long-lost uncle and a letter that his uncle will arrive that night, at midnight. Inside the trunk? Baron Roderico da Frankfurten’s coffin. And inside that? The baron himself, a 400-year-old vampire that had his castle — believed abandoned — slated for demolition (to build a nuclear power plant!).

It isn’t long before Roderico is revealed to be a vampire (it seems he keeps a diary) and sinks his fangs into Osvaldo — hoping to pass along his curse.  We learn that a vampire’s bite can temporarily curse a human with a thirst for blood, as Osvaldo begins nocturnal activity that involves fangs of his own, a cape, and a marathon series of attacks on the hotel’s female guests (42!) [though surprisingly not including the character of Carla (Sylva Koscina), a girl in love with a teen idol — leading to the question: is a teen idol more hypnotic than a vampire?].

To their playboy boyfriends’ shock and consternation, two of the young women (played by Kai Fischer and Susanne Loret) behave differently, covering their throats, acting as if nothing strange has happened. Victims of a fumbling novice vampire, they are nonetheless mesmerized by him. And Osvaldo? His curse? His job? His unrequited love for a young gardener named Lillana (played by Antje Geerk)? His loyalty to his uncle? His wanting to reclaim his ancestral home? The slapstick? It becomes too much for the aristocrat turned bellhop.

UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE lobby card
UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE lobby card.

Becoming human again at daylight, Osvaldo eventually agrees to join the hotel owners and guests who are determined to save their women by finding and then staking the vampire. Only problem: unbeknownest to them, the vampire they are hunting is Osvaldo.

Christopher Lee shows Fangs in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE (1959)
Get the point? Christopher Lee shows his fangs in UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE (1959)

Comedy ensues. And Christopher Lee plays it straight. Though his own English is dubbed** (with a disconcerting echo), he is arguably the only reason for any modern audience to watch the movie. Deadpan delivery. No hamming it up for the camera. No smiles. Of course, there’s some levity: first, when Roderico shows off his fangs. Then, when he confronts the townsfolk about their superstitions, telling them that Osvaldo is “no more a vampire than I am!” Lee’s timing is spot-on, and though his very presence can be menacing, one gets the impression that Lee was actually enjoying himself.

LESS-THAN SOPHISTICATED SATIRE

UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE is not a genre parody or spoof like the first well-recognized monster comedy ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948). Instead, UNCLE is more of a satire — not so much satirizing the horror genre as a whole, but taking its tropes and then, intentionally or not, exploring themes of male/female relationships and a crumbling aristocracy vs. the middle class. Man and woman. Old and young. Rich and poor. Undead and alive.

Osvaldo, groomed to take the place of Roderico, just can’t get the knack of being a vampire, despite puckish enthusiasm. And being hunted is no fun. He learns from Roderico’s book that a woman’s kiss will free him from the curse. So it’s a good thing that Osvaldo loves the gardener; as their relationship grows, so do the chances of him being freed from the curse. He ultimately is cured, and the conclusion of the movie finds Osvaldo wrapping everything up (in Italian, oddly enough, and not dubbed English like the rest of the film). He stands above the steamer trunk, presumablty occupied by his uncle, when Christoper Lee walks past, arm and arm with the playboys’ girlfriends.

LEE GETS THE GIRL(S)

For once, Christopher Lee’s vampire truly gets the girl(s)! No need to bury one outside of the castle (DRACULA) or get revenge on an enemy by trying to turn his daughter into a vampire (1968’s DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE). No need to be the boogeyman. Instead, Lee’s Roderico closes out the film by curiously walking away from his nephew without a word, each of the playboys’ girlfriends at his side.

The movie ends wth Osvaldo noting comedically that some people are “better off undead.”

It seems Roderico certainly is. And the charismatic Christopher Lee — barely in the film except for a few memorable moments — makes it look cool. He’s a ladies’ man. And a new life awaits him with a young woman on each arm.

 

*Lee did his best to differentiate Roderico from Dracula, but a curious carryover from the movie is his red-lined cape — worn for the first time here — showing up in future Dracula films for Hammer. Lee played Dracula for Hammer a total of seven times, often in capes with the red lining. In UNCLE WAS A VAMPIRE, Rascel, too, wears the red-lined cape, albeit a smaller size.

**The dubbed version is what’s currently available streaming on Tubi.

Folk Horror Films

At the root of folk horror is our fear of the land. Not the dirt itself, but what lives in it, on it, or once did long ago. Of common folk whose ancient traditions are often tied to a remote island, small town or farm in the middle of nowhere. It is where protagonists are pitted against whole, seemingly quiet and quaint communities where secrets are kept. Where sacrifice is part of life. And while there are many a film that fit this bill, none are more notable than the progenitor BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW (1971), the cornerstone that is THE WICKER MAN (1973), the modern movie that honors — and in some ways, subverts it — MIDSOMMAR (2019), and a relative newcomer that grows the genre in new directions, STARVE ACRE (2023).

The term folk horror (films) was first used in 1970 in Kine Weekly by reviewer Rod Cooper describing the production of what would become Piers Haggard’s BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW. Haggard would later adopt the phrase himself in a 2004 interview for Fangoria where the director contrasts his work with Gothic horror, noting his dislike of films like those produced by Hammer. Indeed, BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW has none of the trappings of Gothic horror. No decrepit castles. No undead monsters. No mad scientists. No hauntings. There’s a very different atmosphere of fear in folk horror. And BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW makes that clear from the start.

Linday Hayden in BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW (1971)
Linda Hayden in BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW (1971)

Set in rural England c.1680, BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW focuses on the corruption of a village by an ancient evil. After a farmer uncovers the remains of a mysterious creature, the town’s children, led by Angel Blake (Linda Hayden) begin to worship the devil, and a mysterious skin infection begins to infect people. There are problems with the film as its folklore — mixed with demonology and witchcraft — is not very well defined,  but it is credited as the first (though some argue 1968’s WITCHFINDER GENERAL can make that claim).

BAD DAYS TO BE A CHRISTIAN

A few years later, the folk horror film that would set the standard for all such films to come, THE WICKER MAN, was released. The story of a conservative policeman, Sergeant Howie (Edward Woodward) searching for a missing girl on a Scottish island where the inhabitants celebrate ancient agrarian traditions of Celtic Britain, THE WICKER MAN slowly unfolds as a clash between Christianity and neopaganism.

The May Day Celebration in THE WICKER MAN (1973)
Christopher Lee leads the May Day Celebration in THE WICKER MAN (1973)

The island’s magistrate, Lord Summerisle (played with intense abandon by the always brilliant Christopher Lee) is, from the beginning, very hospitable with Howie, and quite open about the townspeople and their beliefs. Among many memorable exchanges between the two comes this dicussion of the clash of cultures.

Sergeant Howie: Your lordship seems strangely unconcerned.

Lord Summerisle: Well, I’m confident your suspicions are wrong. We don’t commit murder here. We’re a deeply religious people.

Sergeant Howie: Religious? With ruined churches, no ministers, no priests… and children dancing naked?

Lord Summerisle: They do love their divinity lessons.

Sergeant Howie: But they are… are naked!

Lord Summerisle: Naturally! It’s much too dangerous to jump through the fire with your clothes on.

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Edward Woodward’s Sergeant Howie looking quite uncomfortable around Britt Ekland’s Willow at the Green Man Inn.

At first, most on the island are very cooperative with Howie, but it soon becomes clear the sergeant is on a wild goose chase. Surrounded by temptations — including Summerisle’s own daughter, Willow (Britt Ekland) — Howie tries to hold on to his virginity and faith, unaware that he is being groomed for ritual sacrifice. And the audience knows long before Howie does that all of this will not end well for the buttoned-up policeman. It is their world, not his. Their ways, not ours.

Folk horror presents these worlds — and ways — in juxtaposition to the modern. But these strange communities are more than merely anthropological curiosities. Not unlike the lure of exploring a haunted house, yes, there is danger, but there’s also an attraction to some to explore the unknown.

Take, for example, the students of MIDSOMMAR (2019), directed by Ari Aster, (whose HEREDITARY from a year before is often celebrated as one of the best horror films of the twenty-first century).

In MIDSOMMAR, Sweden, not England, is the setting for the festivities, among a rural people that, like those in most folk horror films, have traditions that are not only alien to the outsiders, but in the case of MIDSOMMAR, downright shocking from the get-go!

In the film, Dani (Florence Pugh), the main protagonist, joins boyfriend Christian (symbolism alert), with whom her relationship is strained (due to his emotional distance in the wake of the death of her family) and travels with a few of his graduate student friends to their Swedish friend Pelle’s ancestral home in the rural Hälsingland region. They go to study the people and their once-every-ninety-years midsummer festival.

Rather quickly, things go sideways.

In a sacrifice of elders not long into the film, it is almost as if Aster is upping the ante over WICKER MAN as he establishes horrific rituals early on. Friend Pelle normalizes the experience, saying it is part of tradition, as the others seem to just accept that they are strangers in a strange land.  But just as the students begin to adjust to the goings on and be embraced by the people, some of them begin to disappear. Meanwhile, Christian is eyed by a woman desirious of him becoming the father of her baby. And Dani is crowned May Queen.

Florence Pugh as May Queen in MIDSOMMAR (2019)
Florence Pugh as May Queen in MIDSOMMAR (2019)

All hell does eventually break loose, and the culmination is a fertility ritual where Christian impregnates a woman while surrounded by a cheering section of naked women, old and young. He even gets a little help with a nudge from behind. Dani witnesses the event, and has a panic attack. As the movie moves toward its conclusion, we learn that the dead elders and missing friends were part of a larger ritual sacrifice that requires 9 bodies. As May Queen, Dani gets to select the ninth. Will it be a native member of the community, or Christian? There’s no need to spoil it, but let’s just say that Aster’s subversion of WICKER MAN lies in Dani’s decision. The danger is not without, but within. And the audience is left to decide for themselves why she chooses as she does. Has she “gone native?” The camera lingers on her all decked out in May Queen accoutrements. Roll credits.

A NEW BREED

Directors like Ari Aster and Robert Eggers — whose THE WITCH (2015) deserves a blog post all its own — have rejuvenated the folk horror genre. But one film, in particular, has moved the genre further forward in new and disturbing directions.

2023’s STARVE ACRE takes the traditionally communal aspects of folk horror and turns them inward, telling a tale of domestic dread. It is still a story rooted in nature, with a rural setting and a central sacrifice, but here, the tropes of folk horror are made familial.

STARVE ACRE is the story of archaeologist Richard (Matt Smith) and his wife Juliette (Morfydd Clark), who move to the husband’s remote family home in the English countryside. Tragedy strikes when their young son —  a boy who had become increasingly violent as he comes under the influence of an imaginary friend / malicious sprite named Jack Grey — dies suddenly. The grief drives Juliette to depression, and Richard, to obsession, as the latter turns to unearthing both the roots of an ancient oak believed by the land’s seventeenth-century inhabitants to be a portal to other worlds, and his own father’s occult journals (which reveal not only the father’s own obsessions, but the abuse of his son).

Matt Smith uncovers an ancient tree in STARVE ACRE (2023)
Matt Smith uncovers an ancient oak, and much more, in STARVE ACRE (2023)

With cinematography that evokes the colors and saturation of seventies cinema, and a soundtrack so unnerving that the music alone can make any viewer quite uncomfortable, STARVE ACRE, like most representative folk horror films, is not a fun movie to watch. Here, the primary theme is grief, and the way that grief manifests — in the form of a hare that literally grows from a skeleton Richard uncovers during his backyard dig — is disturbing. Nature here is not something to be celebrated festival-style. It is, instead, sinew and bone and dirt and mud. It is sad. And it is sinister. As Richard and Juliette begin to care for the hare that has become a substitution for this lost child, Juliette’s sister Harrie (Erin Richards) is witness to the couple’s breakdown. Will she be able to save her sister? It’s a slow burn, and not a film for everyone. Dreary and sluggish in spots, it does, however, pay off in the end with a crescendo that will shock and disturb even the most hardened fans of horror.

FERTILE GROUND

Since the nineteen sixties, there have been at least a dozen or so films that have been labeled folk horror, but many of them have been, curiously, only made over the last decade. There’s the effective period piece A FIELD IN ENGLAND (2013), the derivative APOSTLE (2018), and the outright bizarre ENYS MEN (2022) — just to name a few. Even films like the aforementioned THE WITCH (2015) and HEREDITARY (2018) belong to the genre, though each of those leans further into the realm of witchcraft — a related but entirely different kind of horror.

The land. And our fear of it. Or those who live on it. Old rituals. Old things. These subjects are fertile ground for horror, and in the growth and harvest cycles of working the land can be found powerful metaphors for human life and death. These stories thrive because they connect us with the darker aspects of nature — both of the natural world, and of human nature.

And it is at the fundamental intersection of those elements that folk horror finds its terrible, beautiful source.